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About London

Fun fact—Victorian times, whores used arsenic makeup! Glowin’ cheeks, deadly as hell—talk ‘bout killin’ two birds, eh? Laughed me arse off picturin’ it—pale faces droppin’ like flies! We hates it tho—beauty shouldn’t bite ya! Reckon Kim Ki-duk’d nod at that—life’s cycles, death creepin’ in.

Rugby Questions

First off, I hit up the local café on Dunstable Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “choco-bomb” or whatever. It was like a sugar explosion in my mouth. I was buzzing, feeling like I could conquer the world. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. My mate, Tom, texts me. “Meet at the park?” Ugh, fine.

Ampthill hit back against promoted Chinnor for first win of season while Bedford Blues go down at Coventry