Hannah Ampthill Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

So this whore, right, she’s got balls—figuratively, ‘course. Hustlin’ every night, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with pricks like me who don’t pay up sometimes. I’m like, “She’s asleep, yet awake,” like Benigno says in the flick—fuckin’ poetry, that. Made me happy, seein’ her outsmart some johns, flip ‘em off, take their cash and bounce. Little known fact—heard she once stiffed a made guy, kept his Rolex too. Ballsy as fuck, got me laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it.

Ampthill on a map

Finally, I get to the park. Tom’s there, looking all smug. He’s got this new skateboard. I’m like, “Dude, you’re 30. Why are you skating?” He just shrugs. We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this kid zooms past us on a bike, nearly takes Tom out. I’m laughing, but Tom’s fuming. “What’s wrong with these kids?” he grumbles. I mean, it’s Ampthill, not a racetrack!

Ampthill hit back against promoted Chinnor for first win of season while Bedford Blues go down at Coventry