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But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses and whiskey. I got mad as a wet hen scrollin’ them profiles—half these jokers can’t spell “hey” right, and the other half’s got pics so blurry I thought they was ghosts from “Uncle Boonmee.” Speakin’ of, there’s this line—“The past is a strange animal”—and ain’t that the truth? You’re chattin’ up some hunk, thinkin’ he’s fresh as a daisy, then bam, turns out he’s got three ex-wives and a foot fetish he didn’t mention. Past lives sneakin’ up like them monkey spirits in the jungle!

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As the day goes on, I bump into some mates at the Amesbury Market. We’re chatting, laughing, and then someone brings up the old rumors about the Stonehenge being a giant alien landing pad. I’m like, “C’mon, really?” But then again, who knows? Maybe the aliens are just waiting for the right moment to show up.

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