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“Words are traps,” Godard mumbles in the movie. Same with erotic-massage. They whisper “relax,” but you’re wired, heart poundin’, brain yellin’ *what’s next?* I’d kill for one after a crap day—limpin’ around, patients whinin’. Surprised me how good it feels, tho. Like, *really* good. Better than Vicodin, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Ever tried it? Don’t lie—everybody does. Sarcasm aside, it’s art—dirty, messy art. Those masseuses? Geniuses or con artists. Probably both.

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Hi sexy massage available at four Marks Alton Body to body or naturist I am English blonde 33 Studio with shower and parking outside.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Alton Towers. Not the theme park, but the actual towers. I’m wandering around, and it’s stunning! The architecture is wild. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. Then, outta nowhere, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just chuckles and says, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.”

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