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Alright, friends, let’s paint a picture—happy little trees, y’know? I’m sittin here, thinkin bout sex escorts, and man, it’s a wild world! Like, imagine a field—gentle, swayin crops, but some got thorns, right? That’s the escort gig—beautiful, tricky, messy as hell. I’m an agronomist, sure, but this ain’t bout plants—it’s bout people sellin somethin ancient, y’know? Sex work’s been around forever—fact is, old Rome had “lupae,” she-wolves, workin the streets! Wild, huh? Makes me chuckle—history’s got no chill.

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Then, it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. Next call is from a lady on Sandbach Road. She’s screaming about her neighbor’s dog. Apparently, it’s been barking for hours. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a dog. That’s what they do!” But no, she’s convinced it’s plotting world domination or something. I swear, I can’t make this stuff up.

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