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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating the wild jungle of sex-dating—calmly, rhythmic, like I’m whisperin’ about lions matin’ on the savannah. Sex-dating, yeah, it’s a beast, innit? A chaotic dance of hormones and Wi-Fi signals. Picture this: lonely humans, swipin’ right, chasin’ that spark, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Except here, it’s 500 million matches, and half of ‘em ghost ya!

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By now, I’m getting a bit frazzled. I mean, it’s just past 10 AM, and I’m already questioning my life choices. I take a breather, grab a cuppa from the break room. The kettle’s boiling, and I’m just staring out the window at the lovely Alsager Park. It’s all green and peaceful, and I’m like, “Why can’t my calls be as chill as that?”

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