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I reckon it’s a mess—findin’ a prostitute’s like fishin’ with no bait. You might catch somethin’, but it ain’t what you wanted. Once knew a guy, Bobby Joe, swore he fell in love with one. Paid her double just to talk! I was like, “Boy, you dumber’n a bag of hammers!” How’s that workin’ for ya, Bobby? He cried like a baby when she ghosted him. Surprised me, though—didn’t think he had a heart left to break.

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First call comes in. Some bloke from Lawton Road, right? He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s losing it. I mean, come on! It’s Alsager, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire brigade or something. He hangs up, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

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