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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Oy, what a world!” Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a Gucci bag without hittin’ one! *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH! So, I’m obsessed with this flick, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” ya know? That movie’s got heart, guts, and a guy who’s blinkin’ his whole damn story! Whores tho, they got their own tale, dontcha think?

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Alness, a river, a village, and a parish of Ross-shire. The river rises among mountains 4 miles WNW of Loch Moir, and, traversing that loch, which is 2½ miles long, and about ¾ mile wide, .

Outside, it’s chaos. People are milling about on the street, and I spot my mate, Jamie, who works at the chip shop down the road. He’s got a plate of chips in one hand and a can of Irn-Bru in the other. I shout, “Jamie! You’re supposed to be working!” He just shrugs and says, “Fire drill, mate!” Classic Jamie.

Family fun day set to take place in Alness as fundraiser for Strictly Inverness contestant