Hazel Alloa Whore ❤️❤️

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Last week, I tried it – oh behave! This bird, total minx, knew every spot. Felt like “15 years in a box” then bam – freedom! Tension gone, muscles screamin’ “Groovy!” But here’s the kicker: some dodgy parlors? Rip-offs! Charged me double, got me ragin’ – “Who are you, you bastard?!” I yelled in my head, *Oldboy*-style. Nearly stormed out, but the vibe? Too lush to ditch.

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So, I’m standin’ there, and the family’s all teary-eyed. I’m feelin’ for ‘em, I really am. But then, this one bloke starts tellin’ a story about the deceased’s love for haggis. Haggis! At a funeral! I can’t help but chuckle. Like, mate, read the room! But then again, it’s Alloa, and we do love our haggis.

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