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I’m out here, tho, tryna find a vibe. Sex-dating’s like “Certified Copy”—is it love or a knockoff? “The copy itself has worth!” Kiarostami’s droppin truth bombs while I’m sextin some rando at 3 a.m.! Last week, matched this dude—yeah, I swing both ways, fight me—who said he’s into “tantric shit.” Thought I’d get enlightened, but nah, he just humped my leg and cried! Laughed my ass off—sex-dating’s a comedy special gone wrong!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Alloa, and I swear, I thought it was just gonna be another boring Tuesday. But nah, life had other plans. First off, I’m a Mourner, right? So, my job is to, well, mourn. Sounds grim, but it’s kinda cathartic, ya know? Anyway, I roll outta bed, grab a cuppa from the wee café on Mill Street. Best bacon sarnies in town, I tell ya!

Two reported by police after air ambulance called to Alloa crash