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About Bristol

Ever tried it? Me neither—insurance don’t cover *that* claim, ha! Still, I’d growl, “I was born in it!” if I did—total power move. Worst part? Shady joints overchargin’—50 quid for a tease? Piss off! Makes me wanna smash somethin’. Oh, and the stigma—mates judgin’ ya, “Ooh, Bane’s a perv!” Whatever, ya prudes—live a little! Movie line fits here: “No one cared who I was ‘til I put on the mask.” Sexual-massage hides behind “wellness,” but we all know the score.

Our Massage Services

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a bailiff, right? And today was just bonkers. Aldershot, my turf, was buzzing like a beehive. I mean, it’s not every day you get a mix of drama, chaos, and a bit of joy all in one go.

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