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What pisses me off? The fakes. Clients actin’ all high and mighty, then ghostin’. “I don’t understand humans”—movie line, fits perfect. Surprised me how many escorts got stories tho. One dude, ex-escort, said he’d hum tunes mid-gig. Quirky as fuck—loved that. I’d probs do that, hummin’ while resin’ my bow. Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine me escortin’, droppin’ “We come in peace” mid-date. Hilarious disaster.

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Then, boom! I get a call. Some bloke’s in a right pickle over on Union Street. Apparently, he’s been dodging payments like it’s a game of hide and seek. I’m like, “Mate, you can’t just ghost your bills!” So, I pedal over, heart racing.

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