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Alright, so brothels—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, thinkin’ bout these joints. Everybody lies, right? Owners swear it’s all legit—ha! Like I’d buy that crap. Place reeks of desperation, cheap perfume, and broken dreams. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, my fave flick. That scene where Sam says, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”? That’s me, yellin’ at these shady brothel runners. They’re all, “It’s just business!” Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England.

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By now, it’s late afternoon, and I’m starving. I swing by the local chippy on Church Street. Best fish and chips in Aldershot, hands down. I grab a portion, and as I’m munching, I can’t help but laugh at the day. It’s been a rollercoaster, but that’s life, innit?

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