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So, I’m thinkin’, right, sprawled out, some bird—or bloke, no judgement!—kneadin’ me like dough, and it’s all “action without profit,” like in *Holy Motors*. No faff, just feelin’. But don’t get it twisted, mate—it ain’t all roses. Some punters reckon it’s a quick shag, and I’m like, “Oi, calm yer jets, it’s *massage*, not a bleedin’ brothel!” Gets me goat, that does. Still, when it’s legit, it’s *carpe diem*—seize the day, or the oil, whatever’s handy.

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Finally, I get back to my flat, exhausted but happy. I plop down on the couch, thinking about all the craziness. Sure, it was a wild day, but that’s what makes being a bailiff in Aldershot so damn interesting. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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