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About Bristol

So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

Savior-Oberyn Martell

Princess Tatiana of Alcester, has been betrothed for years to Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne. She doesn't love it. However, Tatiana isn't completely opposed.

Then, boom! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, drenched, looking like a soggy matador. I’m cursing the weather, thinking, “Great, just great.” I mean, I didn’t sign up for a water fight. I’m not a fish!

Squirrels switch on Christmas lights in Alcester