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So, sex escorts – they’re like the secret sauce of the nightlife, innit? Been around forever, swear down! Back in the day, like Victorian times, they had these posh “courtesans” – fancy word for shag-masters who’d charm the pants off lords. Little known fact: some even ran their own cribs, pullin’ strings behind the scenes! Makes me chuffed to bits – power to the ladies, baby! But it ain’t all groovy – some punters treat ‘em like dirt, and that gets my knickers in a twist. Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not your bloody butler, Chas!” like Royal Tenenbaum, ya feel me?

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Back to work, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. The queue is out the door. I’m scanning like a madman. Then, this guy comes in, looking all shifty. He’s wearing a hoodie, and I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” He grabs a pack of gum and heads for the door. I’m like, “Oi! You gonna pay for that?”

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