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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout brothels—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” I seen shit in them joints that’d make yer head spin, like a damn Wes Anderson flick, all quirky and fucked up. Moonrise Kingdom’s my jam, right? Picture this—brothel’s like that island, hidden, wild, fulla weirdos tryna find somethin real. I walked into one, years back, stank of cheap perfume and desperation, and I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no summer camp, Suzy!”—like that line, ya know?

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But then, just when I think it’s winding down, the fire alarm goes off! Everyone’s freaking out, and I’m just standing there like, “What now?” We all pile outside, and I’m thinking, “This better not be a drill.”

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