Jade Abingdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

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Book synopsis: Whore Biographies is a two-part collection of selected texts focused on eighteenth-century sexuality and prostitution. The texts.

But then, BAM! I step outside, and it’s like the whole world’s gone mad. There’s this massive traffic jam on Ock Street. I mean, come on! It’s a Tuesday, not rush hour! I’m standing there, watching cars honk like they’re in a symphony of chaos. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just Abingdon!”

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