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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Massage therapy is for relaxation and therapeutic purposes only. There is absolutely no sexual component involved with Green T Therapy's massage treatments.

I hit up the local market on Cross Street. You know, the one that’s always buzzing? I’m browsing through some handmade crafts, and this dude starts chatting me up about his pottery. I’m like, “Cool, man, but I’m just here for the coffee.” But he’s super passionate, right? Next thing I know, I’m buying a weird-looking mug. It’s got a face on it. A face! What am I gonna do with that? But hey, it’s quirky, so I’m all in.

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