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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands sliding everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s promise. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and it’s wild—kinda relaxing, kinda naughty, ya know? Like in *Inside Llewyn Davis*, when he’s all, “I don’t see a lot of money here,”—same vibe, ‘cept it’s not cash, it’s tension meltin’ away. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—some folks think it’s all sleazy, but nah, it’s an art!

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First off, I’m an Art Director, right? So, I’m all about the visuals. But today? Today was a chaotic masterpiece. I strolled down Frogmore Street, coffee in hand, feeling all artsy. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I’ll get some inspiration today.” Ha! Little did I know.

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