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First, little Tommy decided to play hide and seek. But like, he hid in the cupboard under the stairs. I’m like, “Tommy, you can’t just disappear!” I was half-expecting him to pop out with a ghost costume or something. But nah, just a cheeky grin. Kids, man.

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