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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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United Brothel · Handjob · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Golden Shower.

So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 6 AM, and I’m already regretting last night’s kebab binge. I mean, who knew the late-night chippy on High Street could be so dangerous? Anyway, I grab a cuppa, and I’m out the door. The sun’s barely up, but the streets are buzzing. You got the usual suspects on the corner of Church Street, chatting about the latest footie match. Classic Abercarn, mate.

Marking more than 140 years since the Abercarn mining disaster