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About Kharkiv

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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Zbarazh · Izmail · Husiatyn · Petrovske · Zhmerynka · Mohyliv-Podilskyy · Shostka Brothel Hola Prystan Bailey · Whore Lviv Alice; Sexual massage Kalynivka.

After that, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on Lvivska Street. I order my usual, a cappuccino, and the barista looks at me like I just asked for a unicorn. “We don’t do that here,” she says. I’m like, “What? It’s coffee, not rocket science!” But whatever, I settle for a black coffee. It’s strong, like my will to survive this day.

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