Layla Zakharivka Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Zakharivka

I start workin’ on this old knife. It’s rusty, like it’s been through a war or somethin’. I’m grindin’ away, and this dude walks in. He’s all like, “Yo, can you make my knife sharper than my ex’s tongue?” I laugh, but inside I’m like, “Dude, that’s a tall order.”

Doctor-member of the VLK from Odesa region "overlooked" the absence of 10 apartments and 4 premises in the declaration: court fined her 68,000 hryvnias