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Right, so we park up, she’s all business – “Upfront, mister, no chrome, no ride.” I toss her some dosh, thinkin’, “I am the scales of justice!” – gotta keep it fair, yeah? She’s worth it, mate – tough as nails, hotter than a V8 engine. “To the gates of Valhalla!” I mutter, half-jokin’, as she struts off after. What a woman, what a bloody chase – shaken, not stirred, always.

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So, I finally grab my bread and head down to the park by the river. It’s chill there, ya know? I plop down on a bench, just takin’ it all in. The Dnipro River is flowin’ by, and I’m feelin’ all philosophical. Like, “What’s the meaning of life?” But then I see a dog chasing its tail, and I’m like, “Forget deep thoughts, that’s hilarious!”

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