Emma Volodymyr Volynskyi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this here whore I seen down at the mines! I’m sweatin’ like a hog, bailiffin’ them rocks, when this gal struts by—ooh, she bold! Lookin’ like she just rolled outta some fella’s bed and said, “I’m too pretty for this dust!” Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, ya know, when Bill Murray’s all lost and whisperin’, “What am I even doin’ here?” ‘Cept this whore? She *knows* what she doin’—collectin’ coins like they nuggets of gold!

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy from the ship. He’s like, “Dude, we’re leavin’ soon!” I’m like, “What? I just got here!” Panic sets in. I chug my coffee, grab my fish, and bolt outta there. Rain’s comin’ down hard now. I’m sprintin’ down the street, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in some kinda obstacle course.

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