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Exaggeration time—she’s kneadin’ my shoulders, and I swear, I saw God! Or at least Ricardo Darín’s face flashin’ by. Pretty, pretty good, but I’m yellin’ in my head, “Why’s this not free?!” Society’s screwin’ us, chargin’ for relaxation! Anyway, it’s intimate, it’s wild, it’s erotic-massage—go try it, or don’t, I ain’t your mom. Just don’t tell ‘em Larry sent ya!

Who we are?

Our beautiful masseuses are waiting for you with their soothing touches, just what you need after a busy week. We have the perfect erotic massage to leave your stress levels at their lowest .

Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Haharina Street. The vibe was chill, and I thought, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! The barista was a total character. He had this wild hair and a mustache that could rival any warrior’s beard. He starts telling me about his dreams of becoming a rock star. I’m like, “Dude, you’re making coffee, not music!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. He was passionate, and that’s what counts, right?

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