Luna Vakhrusheve Whore ❤️

About Donetsk

Me, Borat, I say whore funny too – she trick guy, take his wallet, he don’t even know! Hahaha, I love dat, so clever! She play game, like Llewyn play guitar – art, man! I exagerate maybe, but I tink she could rob bank an still look hot doin it. Very nice! What you tink, my friend? Whore, she special, no?

References

First off, I get a call about a stray dog on Shevchenka Street. Poor thing was limping like it just got off a bad date. I rush over, dodging potholes like they’re landmines. Seriously, the roads here are a disaster! Anyway, I find this scruffy mutt, and he’s got a stick stuck in his paw. I’m like, “Dude, how did you even manage that?”