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So, my take? Findin’ a prostitute’s a bloody adventure—bit of fun, bit of danger. Like *Wolf*, it’s all excess, mate—“Sell me this pen!” Nah, sell me a night! I’m James fuckin’ Bond, “shaken, not stirred,” and I reckon it’s worth a punt if you’ve got the dosh and the balls. Just don’t be a muppet and fall in love—leave that to the romcoms!

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So, after that chaos, I finally get to watering. I’m in my zone, humming some tunes, when I spot Mrs. Petrenko from down the street. She’s the neighborhood gossip, always got some tea to spill. She comes over, and I swear, she starts talking about the new family on Vulytsia Haharina. Apparently, they’ve got a pet goat. A GOAT! I’m like, “What’s next? A llama?”

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