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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Finally, the fire brigade shows up. They’re like, “What’s goin’ on?” I’m like, “Dude, I dunno! Just another night in Tyachiv!” Turns out, it was just some kid messin’ with the alarm. I’m relieved but also annoyed.

Missionary originally from Sioux County shares her experiences from Tyachiv, Ukraine