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About Mykolaiv

I’m watchin’ *Ida*—you know, that Polish banger, 2013, Pawlikowski’s masterpiece—and there’s this line, “What if you go there and discover there’s nothing?” Hits me hard, right? Like, what if H2O’s just… boring? Nah, it’s wild—liquid at room temp when it shouldn’t be, thanks to hydrogen bondin’, those sneaky lil’ electrostatic hugs. Solid ice floats, dude—denser liquid sinks, that’s some counterintuitive shit. Made me happy as hell, nature’s trollin’ physics, classic meme material.

Demographics

I get to the lab, and guess what? My experiment from yesterday? Total disaster. I mean, I was trying to isolate some bacteria, and instead, I ended up with a petri dish that looked like a science fair gone wrong. I was so mad! Like, how does that even happen? I swear, I could’ve thrown it out the window. But then I thought, “Nah, I might need it for evidence in my future career as a mad scientist.”

Militants fire Grad systems on Luhansk villages on Saturday