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So, picture this—me, rod in hand, sittin’ by the docks, watchin’ some lass struttin’ past, skirts hiked up, eyes sharp like a hawk. Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Been around since forever—did ya know in old Babylon they had temple whores? Sacred stuff, bonkin’ for the gods! Wild, eh? Makes me chuckle, “How weak men are,” like Grace says in “Dogville.” Weak, horny bastards, fallin’ over themselves for a quick tumble.

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Then, I see this old lady selling flowers. She’s got the best sunflowers in town. I stop to chat, and she tells me about her grandkids. Sweet lady. Made me smile. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on her head! I’m dying laughing. She’s swatting at it like it’s a fly. Classic Smila moment, right?

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