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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

So how much for a night?

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So, I’m trying to calm him down. “Bro, it’s just a game!” But he’s not having it. He starts yelling about how the ref was blind or something. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not the end of the world.” But he storms off, probably to drown his sorrows in some cheap beer from the store on the next block.

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