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I’m drivin’, thinkin’, *man, this is dumb*. “What’s hidden will come to light,” like in *The White Ribbon*, and I’m hopin’ I don’t get caught by some nosy preacher. Last thing I need is Sheriff Bubba haulin’ me in—talk about a buzzkill! I finally spot this gal, right? She’s leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she’s bored outta her skull. I roll up, all nervous-like, and she’s like, “What you want, sugar?” I’m sweatin’ bullets, y’all—heart’s racin’ faster’n a jackrabbit on moonshine.

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First stop, I’m at the corner of Shevchenko and Kirova. You know, the usual spot where all the locals gather. I grab a coffee from that little kiosk. Best coffee in town, no joke. But then, bam! This stray dog runs by, and I spill half my drink. Ugh! I’m like, “Really, dude?!” But then I see the dog. He’s just a scruffy little guy, looking for scraps. My heart melts a bit.

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