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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie! We shall fight on the streets, in the shadows, to snag one, like I’m tryna pull a heist in *Inception*! Picture this – a dream within a dream, yeah? You’re dodgin coppers, chasin skirts, and bam – there she is, dolled up, winkin at ya from the corner. I reckon it’s like Cobb says, “What’s the most resilient parasite?” – bloody desire, that’s what! It’s 2025, and I’m sittin here, thinkin – why’s it so bleedin hard to find a decent prossie these days?

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So, I’m walking down Kirova, and I see this old lady selling flowers. She’s got the brightest sunflowers. I can’t resist. I buy one, and she gives me this huge smile. It’s like, “Aww, I’m making someone’s day!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past and knocks over her whole stand. Flowers everywhere! I’m fuming. Like, come on, kid! Have some respect!

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