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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, *Inherent Vice* style, fog rollin’ in, lookin’ for a gal. “What’s the deal, baby?” I’d say, tryna sound cool. She’d probly laugh—Kermit ain’t exactly a stud. Maybe she’d quote Doc: “This is some heavy shit!” and I’d croak, “Yeah, far out!” Total trip, man. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly faint if she winked—too much for this frog! You ever tried it? Spill the beans, pal—don’t leave me hangin’! Hi-ho!

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First off, I’m cruising down Shevchenka Street, thinking about my coffee fix. You know, the good stuff from that little café on the corner? Yeah, the one with the weird name—“Kava i Knyzhka.” I pull up, and guess what? Closed! Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM, people! I need my caffeine! So, I settle for some sad instant coffee from the office. Ugh.

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