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About Kryvyi Rih

She’s got this look, tho - all sad and sexy, like in Melancholia when the planet’s comin’ and she’s just “Oh well, guess I’ll bone one more time.” “Everything is going to hell,” she’d whisper, legs open, collectin’ her bucks. Total trainwreck, but I can’t look away - it’s like watchin’ Bart skate into a wall. Funny as hell, but you feel kinda bad laughin’.

A Guide to Brothels in Australia and New Zealand

Intrepid feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a filthy piece of history early this morning: an old timey (ca. ) brothel menu from the famed London fuckery run by Mrs. F.A. Tasse.

First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. It’s always buzzing, right? I’m there, checking out the fresh catch, and boom! This old dude starts yelling about some fish he caught. I mean, c’mon, buddy, we’re all here for the same reason! But he’s like, “This one’s a rare find!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s a carp. Chill.”

Even Honoré de Balzac knew 77 recipes for baking of Ukrainian bread