Rebecca Hayvoron Whore ❤️

About Zaporizhzhia

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

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Haivoron (en ucraniano: Гайворон) es una ciudad ucraniana ubicada en el Raión de Holovanivsk dentro del Óblast de Kirovogrado. 1 Haivoron está situado al margen del Bug Meridional. 2 3. .

Finally, I get it going. I’m spraying away, and it’s like a mini rainstorm of anticorrosion goodness. I’m feeling good, right? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder. I freak out! Like, “Get off me, bird!” I’m flailing my arms, and the kid’s cracking up.

A miniature of Kyiv's circular train has appeared in the Miniland museum