Esme Chop Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hmmm, a carpenter, I am! Whore, you say? Twisted, my mind gets—thinking of that word, it is. Favorite movie, mine is, *The Headless Woman*—Lucrecia Martel, genius she be! “What I lost,” Verónica says in flick—whore, a vibe like that, it’s got. Messy, dark, slippery like wet wood, y’know?

Fake Hooker • 2013

Chop-chop, also known as loose tobacco, is an Australian term for untaxed illegal tobacco, such as that which is homegrown. The practice of using chop-chop emerged in evasion of heavy .

We hit the café, and it’s packed. I order a coffee, and the barista messes it up. I mean, how hard is it to make a cappuccino? I’m fuming. But then, I see this cute girl at the next table. She’s laughing, and suddenly, I’m not so mad anymore. I’m trying to play it cool, but inside, I’m like, “Say something, you idiot!”

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