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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there. I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*—ya know, that slow-burn vibe? “You ever consider suicide?” Jesse asks. Ha! Kinda feels like that when yer dodgin’ shady streets lookin’ for a hookup. I mean, it’s not all glamour, folks!

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I decide to sneak out. I mean, who can resist a good time, right? I bolt outta the office, and I’m sprinting down Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I’m practically flying. I get to the park, and Oleg’s there, grinning like a fool. He’s got snacks, and I’m like, “You’re a lifesaver!”

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