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About Mykolaiv

She’s like the hotel—fancy, but rotting. Wears these trashy heels, click-clack. Annoys the shit outta me. But, like, she’s clever—outsmarts everyone. Once saw her swipe a guy’s wallet. Smooth, man, smoother than sanded oak. “What is more gentlemanly than that?” she’d smirk. Total Wes Anderson twist, right? Quirky, fucked-up charm. I’d kill to see her in purple.

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First off, I hit the streets of Zvenihorodka, and it was like a scene from a movie. You know, the kinda flick where everything goes haywire? I was cruising down Shevchenka Street, and boom! A cat darts out in front of me. I swear, I almost hit it. Like, c’mon, cat! You got nine lives, but I don’t have time for this!