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I reckon it’s a rum-soaked game—folk chasin’ lust like it’s the last drop o’ grog. Met a lass once, swore she’d bedded half o’ Tortuga’s Tinder! True story, savvy? She said, “Jack, it’s just a numbers game.” Made me laugh ‘til me ribs ached—numbers, aye, like countin’ cannonballs mid-battle! Sex-dating’s got no rules, just sweaty hopes and dodgy pics.

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After that, I decide to hit up the market on Haharina Street. It’s bustling, as always. Fresh veggies, fruits, and all that good stuff. I’m eyeing some tomatoes when this babushka starts haggling like it’s the Olympics. I mean, she’s fierce! I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. She finally wins, and I’m like, “Respect, lady.”

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