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Sex-dating’s wild tho. Little factoid for ya — back in the 90s, people used newspaper ads for this crap! “Lonely guy seeks babe” — can ya imagine? Now it’s all DMs and nudes, bam! I tried it once, swiped this gal, thought, “She’s a real knockout, doc!” We met up, and — surprise! — she’s talkin marriage in 10 minutes flat! I’m like, “This is a nightmare, this is a nightmare,” straight outta Lynch’s flick. Ran outta there faster than ya can say “carrot stew.”

But then, I hear laughter outside. It’s the kids from the neighborhood, playing tag. They’re running around, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, life’s too short to be mad all the time, right? So, I grab my phone, snap a pic of them, and think, “This is what it’s all about.”

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