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About Mykolaiv

Ain’t all roses tho. Some jackass tried sellin’ me “erotic-massage certification” online—$200 for a PDF! I’m like, “Nucular bullshit, buddy!” Made me madder’n a wet hen. But real talk—good erotic-massage? It’s art. Slow, steady, like talkin’ to somebody who can’t talk back. “She’s alive, but she’s not here,” that’s the movie again—kinda fits, right? You’re there, but floatin’. Little secret: them fancy spas use lavender oil—smells nice, calms ya down. Pro tip: heat the oil first, feels like heaven!

Who we are?

Then, outta nowhere, this storm rolls in. I mean, one minute it’s sunny, and the next, it’s like the sky’s about to drop a whole ocean on us. We dash outta the café, and I’m trying to navigate through the streets. I swear, the rain was coming down like a waterfall. I’m soaked, my sketches are ruined, and I’m just like, “Why, Vyshkovo, why?”