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Oi mate, erotic-massage, innit? What a bloody treat! Slippery hands all over ya, like some posh wank with scented oil. I’m cackling already—imagine me, Ricky bloody Gervais, flat on me back gettin’ rubbed down like a soggy chip butty. Saw this bird once in Soho, proper fit, hands like a bleedin’ maestro—thought of *The Pianist*, ya know? “I’m not going anywhere!” I’d yell, pinned by her mitts, happier than a pig in shite.

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But then, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some guy just knocked over a whole stand of flowers on the corner of Kostiantynivska Street. Flowers everywhere! I’m talking petals flying like confetti. The vendor is losing it, yelling at the guy. I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh.