Mia Vinnytsya Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About Mykolaiv

Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—$100 for 30 minutes? Robbery! I’m screamin’, “Screw you, ya greedy hippie!” But then—oh man—when it’s good, it’s worth every penny. Like *Inherent Vice*, it’s chaos, it’s weird, it’s perfect. “Dig it, man,” I say, leavin’ all relaxed, struttin’ like I own the damn world. Erotic-massage, bitches—try it, love it, thank me later! Respect my authoritah!

SPA & Wellnes

The massage was great, very good face mask. After a 2-hour procedure, I felt light, my skin became smooth and tender after 1 session.

Then, outta nowhere, a group of tourists strolls in. They’re all hyped up, speaking a mix of English and Ukrainian. One guy, I think his name was Mike, orders a “traditional Vinnytsya drink.” I’m like, “Dude, you mean a shot of horilka?” He nods like he’s just discovered fire. I pour it, and he downs it like it’s water. I’m thinkin’, “This guy’s gonna regret that.” Spoiler alert: he did.

Vinnytsia and Kirovohrad battalions of the national police stand up to defend Toretsk