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Erotic-massage ain’t just some sexy gimmick, nah. It’s old as dirt – Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some fancy crap. Bet they didn’t have lavender oil back then, tho – probably smelled like olives and regret. Makes me laugh thinkin’ about it – toga guy gettin’ a rubdown, “Oh Zeus, that’s the spot!” Haa! I’m dyin’ over here. Anyway, it’s supposed to boost your mood, get them endorphins poppin’. Worked for me – left feelin’ like I could wrestle a bear, or at least wrestle Dwight.

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So, I’m walking, right? Just minding my own business, when I see this old babushka selling fresh borscht. I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” But then, she starts haggling like I’m at a bazaar. I’m a warrior, not a negotiator! I just wanted some soup, not a lesson in economics. But hey, I got my borscht, and it was fire! Like, I could’ve fought a dragon after that.

Yehor Yarmoliuk