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Picture this—dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere, tension meltin’ like a villain’s plan when I stroll in. It’s not just a rubdown, nah, it’s a bleedin’ artform. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages to “ease the mind.” Bet they were randy as goats, tho, not foolin’ anyone. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—imagine Julius Caesar, legs up, moanin’ while some slave’s kneadin’ his arse. History’s wild, innit?

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First off, I hit up the local market on Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the best borscht in town? I’m standing there, minding my own biz, when this old lady starts yelling at me. Like, seriously, she’s waving her hands like she’s conducting an orchestra or something. Turns out, she thought I was trying to steal her cabbage! I mean, c’mon, lady! I’m just here for the borscht, not your veggies!

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