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Still, gotta admit, when it’s good—damn, it’s good. Had this one chick, swear she was channelin Heath Ledger’s chaos, hands movin like she’s plottin to burn Gotham. Left me happy, confused, and a lil paranoid—did she just rob me? Prolly. Everybody lies. Surprised me once, tho—this guy I knew, straight as a rod, got one on a dare, came back all “I’m the king of the world!”—total *Dark Knight* vibe, “I’m not a hero, just a guy who got rubbed right.”

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee on Shevchenka Street, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the chaos. I see this old lady, bless her soul, tryin’ to cross the street. She’s like a turtle on a mission. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But then, bam! A cat darts outta nowhere. She screams, I spill my coffee. Classic Velyka-Mykhaylivka morning, right?