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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, nah, it’s an art, ya know? Been around forever – dem ancient Greeks, dey did it, called it “bodywork” or some crap, but spicier! Little factoid for ya: in Japan, dere’s dis old-school “nurugel” ting – slippery as hell, makes ya feel like a greased-up Terminator! I tried it once, got me pumped, like, “I’ll be back!” – couldn’t stop laughin’ at how goofy I looked slidin’ off da table!

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Finally, I get my hands on some pierogi. Man, they’re the best! I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. Happiness level: 100. But then, I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to haggle over a bunch of tomatoes. Like, c’mon, bro, it’s not that serious! Just pay the lady and move on!